fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
ok we had to watch this in chem class
thE LAB PARTNER THOUGH I CAN’T BREATHE
this is like a really bad porno
WE WATCHED THIS IN MY ENVIRO CLASS AND WE WERE FUCKING ROLLING ON THE GROUND JESUS CHRIST THE TEACHER WAS BENT IN HALF TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
"Your teacher will clear the other students from the room" AND YET THE LAB PARTNER IS STILL THERE LIKE A CREEP WHAT
This is just great…I need to show this to my teacher to present to the class
They didn’t give him a gun, they gave him a screwdriver to fix things.
They didn’t give him a tank or a warship or a X-Wing fighter, they gave him a call box from which you can call for help.
And they didn’t give him a superpower or pointy ears or a heat ray, they gave him an extra heart. They gave him two hearts.
And thats an extraordinary thing; there will never come a time when we don’t need a hero like the doctor.